Sibling Exchange

Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Summary: A sense of humour only a sibling could love.
Date: 17 July 2015
JWP #17: But Aside From That, Dr. Watson, How Did You Like the Trip to Switzerland?: Watson has been accused of having a "pawky sense of humour" by his flatmate. Incorporate humour into your entry in some way - even grim or black humour (characteristic of both medical people and police).
A/N: Inspired by a true story.

NEW MESSAGE

To: Harry Watson
From: John Watson

Subject: Thanks, but…

Harry,

Thanks for the birthday supper out. I was surprised by your offer, to be honest. I had a good evening and I hope you did too.

Thought I'd let you know I got mugged on the way home from the restaurant. Nothing serious. Couple of dumb thugs and the only harm done was to their faces and the screen on my mobile. So, don't try calling or texting anytime soon. I'll let you know when I've got a new one. It'll be the same number.

~John

RE: Thanks, but…

From: Harry Watson
To: Johnny W

Johnny-
Never would've happened if you hadn't insisted on having dessert.
Love,
H
 

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